I hate...

I hate being a stay at home mom. I know I have a bad memory and all, I can't even remember what I wore yesterday, but I thnk I would remember giving birth to a kid. Yet somehow here I am, stay at home mom to THREE kids. How the hell did this happen? I was supposed to watch the kids WHILE SHE WAS AT WORK. Not 24/7 so she can have a social life while I cook and clean and discipline. And of course it slowly slips into a pattern where I become the caregiver so that she can have a life, and before I realize what's going on it's done and I am stuck. What the fuck?

And what is it with men lately? All of my friend's husbands are being TOTAL retards. All of them. It's like masculine PMS but worse because there is no way to predict it, and it makes a man do things that affect his whole family adversely without a single thought of how anyone else may feel about it. Say what you want about female PMS, but banging around a few dishes and getting mad cuz you don't have the right brand of ice cream is nothing compared to uprooting your whole family or threatening to divorce your wife. The most recent victim of the Male PMS attack is one of my friends who is married to an ex-Marine. She has been waiting for five years now to go to college and it seems like no matter what she does or how well she plans, something screws it all up for her. She even has the money in her account all ready for her to enroll, but her husband decides he wants to join the Marines again with NO regard for the fact that she already went through one enlistment with him and followed him around the country so he could live his dream. It's her turn already. And his argument to justify his genius plan? He was meant to "die in the war". Yeah, THAT is going to make her agree to it. Not only will she hop right onboard so he can be gone again 24/7 AND get deployed to Iraq, but she will be singing hallelujah at the thought of him dying and having to raise their daughter alone.

Men are fucking idiots. I am going to make sure Adam knows before he tries to slip into retarded mode that I am watching and he will be eating his balls for breakfast if he even tries to pull some insane shit on me.