Online Whore or Real Life Trash?

What about all of those stupid fucks that live their entire lives online. You know the ones. They talk to all of their friends through instant messenger and some cheesy online diary. They are a member of too many discussion boards to count, and are super popular online, but in real life have Mr. Ed's teeth, eyes set back to their ears, have to lift a tit when they bathe, and couldn't get laid if they paid a million dollars for it. Those people. I know one of those people. Not by choice, by accident. Never the less, she is amusement so I check in on her diary every once in a while. She has a different online beau every other week, but never has one in real life, Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because you smell like urine? Maybe because people run from you screaming when they see you on the street? Nah, of course that isn't it. It's because you are so misunderstood and deep that no one within a 500 mile vicinity of you could possibly get the essence of you. Only the poor schmucks that happen to live across the country and can't see your nasty ass in person could possibly ever get what in the hell is going on in that pinto bean you call a brain. That is the way life works right? That is your luck right? Yeah, right. Keep chowing down on paint chips and convincing yourself you are special.